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PATRON SAINT OF DISAPPOINTMENT - CD

Format :: CD, 5-inch Sleeve
Order :: SOLD OUT

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"Patron Saint Of Disappointment" is our second full length album. The people at Deep Elm Records put it out. Phil Douglas recorded it in his bedroom.




A SINGLE UNIFYING THEORY - CD

Format :: CD
Order :: SOLD OUT

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"A Single Unifying Theory" is our debut full length album, released by the fine folks at Deep Elm Records. This was recorded by Phil Douglas (Mr. Latterman), in his basement, also his bedroom, in his underwear, in all his glory. It will wreck you. 12 songs. Gnarly riffs. Vicious drumsticks. Snarling vocals. You can't ask for much more.




THE HOT KNIVES EP - CDR

Format :: CDR, Slimline Jewel Case, Photocopied Inserts
Order :: SOLD OUT

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Yup, this is our 5 song demo. The recording is actually quite decent for a demo, thanks to Dr. Phil Douglas (of Latterman fame). A couple of these songs are lost to the ages at this point and will not be played live, but you can still order the thing for the sake of the kids. We do it for the kids man.




CELLPHONE RINGTONES

Format :: Ringtones
Compatibility :: Formats available for almost any phone!
Order Through Deep Elm Records :: Small Arms Dealer Ringtones

Yup, we now have ringtones available. You can either order them by going to Deep Elm Records' Ringtone Page or you can go directly to GroupieTunes where you even have the ability to make your own 30 second ringtone from any portion of any of our songs from A Single Unifying Theory!

Click Here for Deep Elm Ringtones




T-SHIRTS - HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS?

Format :: T-Shirt
Color :: Black
Sizes :: SOLD OUT
Order :: SOLD OUT




T-SHIRTS - EVERYONE YOU LOVE IS GOING TO DIE

Format :: T-Shirt
Color :: Heather Grey
Sizes :: YL, S, M, L, XL
Order :: SOLD OUT Try Interpunk.




T-SHIRTS - BAND LOGO

Format :: T-Shirt
Color :: Black
Sizes :: YL, S, M, L, XL
Order :: SOLD OUT Try Interpunk.




1" BUTTONS - ASSORTED DESIGNS

Format :: Buttons in Various Designs
Size :: 1" Diameter
Order :: SOLD OUT




VINYL STICKERS - GRIFFIN/WOLF BATTLE

Format :: Vinyl Sticker
Size :: 2.75" x 2.75"
Order :: SOLD OUT




VINYL STICKERS - JUST REGULAR

Format :: Vinyl Sticker
Size :: 4.25" x 5.50"
Order :: SOLD OUT




VINYL STICKER - SKULL LOGO

Price :: $1.00 ppd
Format :: Vinyl Sticker
Size :: 2.75" x 2.75"
Order :: SOLD OUT




VINYL STICKER - WIRES

Price :: $1.00 ppd
Format :: Vinyl Sticker
Size :: 4.25" x 2.75"
Order :: SOLD OUT